Killer Deer
I guess people are getting bored being afraid of Muslims and bird flu. The new 'in' killers are:
You hear that? They're invading our suburbs! Don't turn your back on a deer for even one second. They'll use their sharp... hooves and ravenous... herbivore teeth... to tear you limb from limb.
Ok, maybe not. But don't think for a second that they're just cute defenseless animals! Listen to this shocking testimony of one womans tale of terror. A deer made her sad after she smashed it to bits with her SUV!
Those evil, diabolical deer! They must be stopped at all costs! There's one now!
Coming up next: Squirrels - cute or deadly?
You hear that? They're invading our suburbs! Don't turn your back on a deer for even one second. They'll use their sharp... hooves and ravenous... herbivore teeth... to tear you limb from limb.
Ok, maybe not. But don't think for a second that they're just cute defenseless animals! Listen to this shocking testimony of one womans tale of terror. A deer made her sad after she smashed it to bits with her SUV!
Meghan Berry, a 27-year-old New Jersey graduate student, collided with "an absolutely gigantic" deer while driving one night. After killing the deer, she was traumatized by the fur it left behind on the demolished car.
Those evil, diabolical deer! They must be stopped at all costs! There's one now!
Oh my god it's coming right for us!!!
Coming up next: Squirrels - cute or deadly?
posted by Jeff at 1/25/2008 11:38:00 AM
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